License to Breed...

By thePatrick

So, I've been thinking. The government requires us get a license for almost everything. Driving, hunting, fishing, gun ownership, work permits, licenses to practice medicine and law. Music is licensed, video games are licensed, we even need tags and registration for dogs. Why doesn't the government take matters into their own hands, and truly try to help out the American population. We need to have a license to breed. Prospective partners should have to stand in a long line, worse than the D.M.V., because the weak ones will not even survive the lines. After filling out fifteen different government forms in triplicate, then they will have to undergo genetic testing, a rigorous physical exam, and most importantly, an IQ test. If you don't pass, tough luck. Your breeding rights are terminated. And should you break the law and breed anyway, I'm all for the death penalty. Not for you, but for your genetic mishap of an offspring. Maybe that will help cut down on all the stupidity that runs rampant through our neighborhoods. Maybe then, the dumb will go away. And, just maybe, it's been a long day at work surrounded by oxygen thieves and this is my way to vent.
p.s. I was tagged for a thingy by my sister Ginger. It's the post below this one. If you want to see a less cynical side of me, keep on scrolling.