Do You Believe In Gosh???
So, because good things should never die, Mitch Hedberg released a CD this year. He's been dead since 2005. That doesn't matter. These are some of my favorite jokes from the CD.
- Remember that show "My Three Sons?" That'd be funny if it was called "My One Dad."
- I'm sick of Soup of the Day. It's time we make a decision!
- I got a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.
- I got an idea for sweatshops...Air conditioning!
- NyQuil on the rocks...for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
- If I was the headless horseman's horse, I would mess with that dude. "Yeah, we're going that way. We're not headed towards the hay."
- When I'm on my hotel elevator, I like to pretend like someone else's floor is wrong. Like, if someone gets on and presses 3 I'm like "You're on 3? Hahahaha! Dude, I don't think I can ride with you"
- I wish all my clothes were made out of blankets. That way, if I fall asleep with my clothes on , well, I'm tucked in!
- A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
- I got New Balance shoes on, but they're old, so I might start falling.
4 Comments
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 AM
That made the corners of my mouth turn up. Thanks!!
October 2, 2008 at 1:31 PM
This blog brings warm feelings to my heart!
October 2, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Sounds like my kinda guy!
October 3, 2008 at 6:38 PM
My favorite is still the magic drummer!
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