In Case You're Wondering...
Lady in the Water is 110 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back.
Good thing I watched it on my day off.
Curse you, M. Night Shyamalan.
If you haven't seen it, don't. Those of you that have, I just need to say two words: grass wolf.
In conclusion, this movie sucked. The only redeeming quality was that I got to watch my wife play on the floor with my little girl while this piece of trash was playing. Oh, also, we didn't pay for it. So there's that.
6 Comments
August 17, 2009 at 2:18 AM
You need to see,"The Village", by the same guy. It doesn't suck. Take a chance; things aren't always as they seem.
August 17, 2009 at 5:13 PM
The Village DOES suck.
Here's my deevolution his movies:
The Sixth Sense: Wow, cool!
Unbreakable: Uh, ok...
Signs: Oh, please...
The Village: < watching paint dry
Lady In The Water: Why do I keep watching these terrible films?
The Happening: Sucked more than a vacuum that doesn't. But it was at least somewhat bloody, so there's that.
In short, Mr. Shama-lama-ding-dong needs to stop.
*crolisho
August 17, 2009 at 5:16 PM
*of his movies...
August 17, 2009 at 7:22 PM
I thought the movie could have been a lot better but it did have some redeeming qualities. I think most of M. Knight's movies hve been original which is worth between a half to a whole star in my book.
If you want to watch a cool movie go and watch 'Taken.' I think it is a pretty sweet movie.
August 18, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Gotta agree with Conservative Chris. I liked Taken.
Patrick, I think you should start a new installment on your blog... movie reviewing. Your views are funny.
August 23, 2009 at 6:39 PM
At least Mr. Night Shamalama brought us the greatest t-shirt of all time: 3 grass wolf moon.
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