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By thePatrick

Lady in the Water is 110 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back.

Good thing I watched it on my day off.

Curse you, M. Night Shyamalan.

If you haven't seen it, don't. Those of you that have, I just need to say two words: grass wolf.

In conclusion, this movie sucked. The only redeeming quality was that I got to watch my wife play on the floor with my little girl while this piece of trash was playing. Oh, also, we didn't pay for it. So there's that.


You need to see,"The Village", by the same guy. It doesn't suck. Take a chance; things aren't always as they seem.

The Village DOES suck.

Here's my deevolution his movies:

The Sixth Sense: Wow, cool!

Unbreakable: Uh, ok...

Signs: Oh, please...

The Village: < watching paint dry

Lady In The Water: Why do I keep watching these terrible films?

The Happening: Sucked more than a vacuum that doesn't. But it was at least somewhat bloody, so there's that.

In short, Mr. Shama-lama-ding-dong needs to stop.


I thought the movie could have been a lot better but it did have some redeeming qualities. I think most of M. Knight's movies hve been original which is worth between a half to a whole star in my book.
If you want to watch a cool movie go and watch 'Taken.' I think it is a pretty sweet movie.

Gotta agree with Conservative Chris. I liked Taken.

Patrick, I think you should start a new installment on your blog... movie reviewing. Your views are funny.

At least Mr. Night Shamalama brought us the greatest t-shirt of all time: 3 grass wolf moon.

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