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By thePatrick

Lady in the Water is 110 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back.

Good thing I watched it on my day off.

Curse you, M. Night Shyamalan.

If you haven't seen it, don't. Those of you that have, I just need to say two words: grass wolf.

In conclusion, this movie sucked. The only redeeming quality was that I got to watch my wife play on the floor with my little girl while this piece of trash was playing. Oh, also, we didn't pay for it. So there's that.

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You need to see,"The Village", by the same guy. It doesn't suck. Take a chance; things aren't always as they seem.

The Village DOES suck.

Here's my deevolution his movies:

The Sixth Sense: Wow, cool!

Unbreakable: Uh, ok...

Signs: Oh, please...

The Village: < watching paint dry

Lady In The Water: Why do I keep watching these terrible films?

The Happening: Sucked more than a vacuum that doesn't. But it was at least somewhat bloody, so there's that.

In short, Mr. Shama-lama-ding-dong needs to stop.

*crolisho

I thought the movie could have been a lot better but it did have some redeeming qualities. I think most of M. Knight's movies hve been original which is worth between a half to a whole star in my book.
If you want to watch a cool movie go and watch 'Taken.' I think it is a pretty sweet movie.

Gotta agree with Conservative Chris. I liked Taken.

Patrick, I think you should start a new installment on your blog... movie reviewing. Your views are funny.

At least Mr. Night Shamalama brought us the greatest t-shirt of all time: 3 grass wolf moon.

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