2008 in Review, Onward to 2009...
I am lazy. Not "needs to be moved around by a forklift" lazy, but "why work harder when you can work smarter" lazy. So, I've decided to look back at last year and forward to this year all with one awesome post. Because I can. And because you'll read it. Also, I'm going to take a page out of the book written by my good friend Leigh and condense this year. You know, for easier reading and whatnot. So, here it goes...
January: "Wow, it's cold in here. Good thing my dad can fix a furnace."
February: "We'll just do Valentine's Day later, because we both get to work."
March: "Hooray for petting dolphins!"
April: "BenFoldsBenFoldsBenFoldsBenFoldsBenFoldsBenFoldsBenFolds!"
May: "Oh look, you're feet are swelling. Isn't that cool?"
June: "Goodbye anniversary, hello baby!"
July: "What do you mean, 'you don't care if Lewis and Clark would have done it?'"
August: "I may have accidentally hit him in the head with my elbow when I was turning around, but I promise it wasn't intentional, Mr. Security Guard, sir."
September: "It's okay, V.A. I didn't really want the G.I. Bill anyway."
October: "Columbus was a jerk."
November: "Let's stay up really late and write a lot of papers about Slaves and Plato and Civil Rights and stuff."
December: "$70 for a booting fee? In our own lot? While there for 45 minutes? Do you even have a soul?"
And now for a look at 2009. I resolve to do a lot of the same crap I did this year. Why? Because I'm pretty rad. However, there are some thing that I want to accomplish. I will still love my wife and little girl. I will spend even more time with them. I will graduate in December. I will pass the GRE during the summer. I will play Wal-Mart bingo. I will blog more, since people seem to enjoy it. I will focus more on the now then on the later.
Enough already. We'll call that good. It's my list, anyway.
Enough already. We'll call that good. It's my list, anyway.
2 Comments
January 2, 2009 at 10:40 AM
That was a genius blog idea!
January 2, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Stealing it. April and August made me laugh.
Also, the word I have to type is penwa. Try waying it out loud. It's fun!
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